Monday, April 30, 2012

Why I am Happy with Rajon Rondo: A Fan’s Perspective


                  My mother always taught me that “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” so I’m trying to use that approach for the Boston Celtics as they enter game 2 against the Atlanta Hawks without their all-star point guard, Rajon Rondo. Now, to start off I’m going to say that I’m biased. Being from Boston I love the Celtics, and Rondo is without a doubt my favorite player in the NBA currently.
                  So when I first saw Rondo bump into referee Marc Davis during with 41 seconds left in the game I freaked out. I didn’t know what the hell he was doing. After all we were only down by 4 after playing like crap offensively for the entire game; I mean we only shot 39% from the floor. But all that said we had a chance, and Rondo blew it for us.
                  Or did he?
                  Wasn’t Rondo the only one who was keeping us alive that whole game? Wasn’t Rondo the one with intensity, while players like KG and Pierce were living up to their reputation of being at nursing home status?
                  How can I be angry at Rondo for having emotion in playoff basketball? I want to see my team fired up. Okay, maybe bumping the ref is taking it too far, but think about it this way: how would you feel if you were taking the reins for your team, and they weren’t responding?
Garnett started the first quarter 1-7 from the field, and his defense was almost as bad. Josh Smith, the man Garnett defended had 22 points and 18 rebounds. Pierce went 5-19. Stiemsma looked like he lost about 3 defensive rebounds. Avery Bradley went 4-12 from the field. That’s not clutch numbers. That’s not playoff basketball.
Rondo had 20 points with 11 assists. He probably would have gotten 20 assists if people were hitting the wide open looks he was giving them.
                  Watching it up until the moment where Rondo snapped, everyone was on Rondo’s side for that game. Everyone saw what he was doing. Rondo was the only one playing, he got us back to within 4, and even when people like KG were starting to get into it, he was still the guy with intensity. He was working to give the struggling players looks to get their confidence back up.
And here’s the thing about the Celtics, we love intensity. Do you know how KG starts every game? By standing in front of the hoop, tying his shorts, while talking to himself, and banging his head against the hoop. If you don’t think that’s odd, imagine playing a pick-up game with someone who does that to begin the game. Just picture it.
And that emotion doesn’t die down. Win or lose he is fired up for the entire game. This is a man who choked Bill Walker for the Knicks after missing the game tying shot at the beginning of the season. This is a man who stands on the sidelines joking around during every big win at the Garden. Who called a 27 point comeback against the Magic earlier this season a “bar fight.”
KG wasn’t in a bar fight last night. KG didn’t choke any players (though perhaps this is a good thing). KG didn’t have that intensity.
The Celtics offensively are not good team, our defense is our bread and butter. And defensively it all starts with KG. We need him to be working in order for the rest of the team to be working. Pierce is the captain, Rondo is the floor general, and Garnett is the anchor.
And so what Rondo did last night is hopefully beneficial to the team for the rest of the playoffs. Think about it, he was the only guy out there who looked like he cared. He was fighting. So what happens when you take away the leader of a team, the leader who almost turned that game around for the Celtics?
Well it is going to fire up that team. It’s going to get the players caring, that’s for sure. Rondo out for one game gets us nice and pissed off for the entirety of playoffs, however long we may be in it. And let’s face it, that’s how we want it. I can’t be angry at Rondo, sure I’m bummed that he bumped Marc Davis, but I’m not angry at him for him caring. Everyone is vilifying a man who is playing with passion during playoff basketball. How about we get angry at KG for playing like Pau Gasol last night?
Because at the end of the day here’s the secret to our team: we can win one game without Rondo if we are angry and have intensity. But we will get swept by the Hawks if everyone can play, but no one cares.
--Mark Albano
 For more optimistic thinking you can follow Mark Albano on Twitter @MarkAlbano11. Go Celtics!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Some Alone Time


Fade in:                                                        
                                                                          
                                                                          
          INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - MID AFTERNOON                        
                                                                          
          TOM, late thirties, sits on a couch watching a baseball game    
          on the television. He grabs a beer off of the coffee table      
          in front of him and looks at it for a second, then takes a      
          drink. He puts the beer down and sighs contentedly.             
                                                                           
          The sounds of a door opening is heard and a woman, ANN,         
          mid-thirties, walks in to the living room.                      
                                                                          
                              ANN                                         
                    Hey babe. I’m home. The kids wanted                   
                    to keep playing so Shelly offered                     
                    to take them to her house. We just                    
                    have to pick them up in a bit.                        
                                                                          
          Tom looks up from the television, toward his wife.               
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    Wow. It’s been about six years                        
                    since we’ve had this place to                         
                    ourselves. Maybe I’ll be able to                      
                    actually finish nine innings.                         
                                                                           
          Ann looks at her husband with a devilish smile.                 
                                                                          
                              ANN                                          
                    Or... We could do something, I                        
                    don’t know, a little more fun?                        
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                         (chuckling)                                      
                    What exactly do you have in mind?                     
                                                                           
                              ANN                                         
                    Why don’t you go grab the video                       
                    camera? I’ll wait for you in our                       
                    room.                                                 
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                         (surprised)                                      
                    We haven’t done that since our                        
                    honeymoon! You go! I’ll be right                      
                    there!                                                 
                                                                          
          Ann walks off toward the bedroom and Tom walks toward the       
          front of the house to the study. As he is walking, the          
          doorbell rings. Tom looks at the door but then continues to     
          the study. The doorbell rings twice more and Tom looks up,      
          grumbles, and walks toward the door.
         
          He opens the door to find a smiling, middle aged, woman,        
          holding a bible in one hand.                                    
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    Hi there! Have you heard the good                     
                    news about our Lord and savior?                       
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    What? Umm, this really isn’t the                      
                    best time. Thank you.                                 
                                                                           
          Tom tries to close the door, but the woman stops him.           
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                        
                    Nonsense! It’s always the best time                   
                    for Jesus!                                            
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                         (nervously and quickly)                          
                    I have someone, ahem, something                       
                    waiting on me. Chores. I need to do                   
                    somethings around the house.                          
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                        
                    That’s ok. I’ll just sit down on                      
                    the couch and talk to you while you                   
                    work. Jesus doesn’t have to impede                    
                    your day!                                             
                                                                          
          The woman pushes past Tom and takes a seat on the couch in      
          the living room. Tom follows her and sits down as well.         
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    Ok. Can you just quickly tell me                       
                    what you need to tell me?                             
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    Oh there’s so much to tell! Jesus                     
                    was just the most interesting man!                    
                                                                          
          A ringtone goes off and Tom reaches in to his pocket. The       
          woman gives him a look of disapproval.                          
                                                                          
                              TOM                                          
                    Uhh, sorry.                                           
                                                                          
          Tom looks at his phone. On the screen, the text reads "Who      
          is that? Hurry up!" Tom sighs and puts his phone back in his    
          pocket.                                                         
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                        
                    Ok, where was I? Right! Jesus was                     
                    sent down by God, our father, to  save
      us from our sins and from the devil in Hell.                                        
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    Right, right. I already know all                       
                    that!                                                 
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    You may know it, but do you truly                     
                    accept it?                                            
                                                                          
                              TOM                                          
                    Yes, yes, of course. Now please, I                    
                    have something I need to do.                          
                                                                          
          The same ringtone goes off again. Tom pulls his phone out       
          and lets out a tiny yelp. On the small screen there is a        
          picture of Ann in black lingerie.                               
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    Is everything alright? You look                        
                    like you just saw the devil.                          
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    Yeah I’m fine, but I really,                          
                    really, need you to go. Jesus, he’s                   
                    number one. I get it. I accept it.                    
                    I’ll show you out.                                    
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    Hold on there, Samson! You may talk                    
                    tough, but can you back it up? Will                   
                    you follow the lord, or will you                      
                    let Delilah tempt you?                                
                                                                           
          The same ringtone goes off a third time. Tom pulls out his      
          phone and coughs nervously. On the small screen is the          
          lingerie tossed on the bed.                                      
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    I won’t be tempted. I really won’t!                    
                    Now please! Just leave!                               
                                                                          
                              WOMAN                                       
                    Alright. I feel your conviction.                      
                    I’ll just leave this pamphlet for                     
                    the church here with you. I expect                    
                    to see you there on Sunday!                           
                                                                          
          The woman hands Tom the pamphlet as they both get up and        
          walk towards the door.

TOM                                          
                    Church. Right. Well, thank you.                       
                    Hooray God, or, umm, yeah.                              
                                                                          
          The woman leaves and Tom closes the door behind her. He then    
          smiles as he turns around. His smile falls as he sees Ann,      
          fully clothed, grabbing her purse.                              
                                                                           
                              TOM                                         
                    Honey! What are you doing?                            
                                                                           
                              ANN                                         
                    Sorry babe. Whoever that was sucked                   
                    up all our time. Shelly called me.                    
                    She said Ryan has a tummy ache and                    
                    wants to come home. I have to go                      
                    get him.                                              
                                                                           
          Ann walks out the door and Tom walks back over to the couch.    
          He slumps down, crumbles the pamphlet in his fist, and          
          throws it on the ground.                                         
                                                                          
                              TOM                                         
                    God damn it.                                          
                                
- J.R. Thal

The Best Fish Tacos in Ensanada in Los Angeles

This last weekend I visited “The Best Fish Tacos in Ensanada” located in Los Feliz. Being that it was my first time having a fish taco, I was skeptical about going to a place so arrogant that claimed that they were the best. But my friend recommended it and since he shares my love, or rather obsession, with any form of Mexican cuisine I obliged.  

When I entered the neighborhood, I noticed that the majority of the restaurants seemed to be a combination between dive bars and taco shacks, “a good sign” I though to myself. Something about this neighborhood felt more authentic than the crappy Mexican stand by campus I force myself to eat from on the weekends in order to temporarily quench my never fulfilled desire for Mexican food.   We entered the restaurant, and I was instantly overwhelmed by the simplicity of the menu.    

“Fish $1.50
Shrimp $2.00
Drink $1.00”  

That was it. I instantly panicked, worry I would not like them. One of my friends even looked at me and said, “I hate fish tacos.”  

I told him we were here and we had to try one, if we weren’t happy we could always go to one of the places nearby, he agreed. I got one of each and a coke. As I waited intently for my food, I watched as the two Latino women made it, as all the preparation and cooking is done right at the counter, definitely an added bonus.  

The fish was in a perfectly gloopy batter and thrown into a sea of oil. It was quickly taken out and laid on a paper towel while the taco shells were being heated on a large frying pan. When the tacos where done cooking and handed to me, I instantly noticed the golden brown shell of the fish. I went over to the salsa bar and once again, panicked by how few selections there were.  

About four or five different salsas that all looked the same, with the only difference being that some were labeled as “hot” and others “mild.” While my friend recommended the hot salsa, I didn't think my gringo tongue could not handle it, so i stuck with the mild. We went outside, as indoor seating is limited for bigger groups (we had five people) and sat down to our tacos.  

The shrimp one was good, it tasted like shrimp. What I expected, but not what I wanted. The fish, on the other hand, was phenomenal, as the traditional fishy taste was replaced by that of a lightly crispy shell encasing a juicy, fresh meat. The salsa complimented the tender meat, and the corn tortillas, my preference for tacos, were cooked to perfection. It was so good that I had to go in for three more, all of which I practically inhaled.  

Don’t believe that they were that good? The friend who “hates fish tacos,” purchased two more, all the while telling me how delicious they were.  

Everyone was more than satisfied at the end of the night, and we drove back not even minding that Katy Perry was playing on the radio. We were to busy reminiscing about the food that had made us comatose.

If you like tacos at all you should try this place. Even if you are not a fan of fish, the fact that there is two items on the menu, means that they do not screw up either. Definitely worthy of its claim that the have the “Best Fish Tacos.” I'm tempted to go back this weekend just from writing this.

 -Mark Albano  

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

My #firstworldproblems

When I sporadically check my twitter I am consistently bombarded by tweets like these:


“I forgot to put deodorant on and now I smell like a person.” 

“My hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower.”
“I want to enjoy my popcorn during the actual movie, so I have to starve like I'm fasting for Ramadan during the 20 min. of advertisements.”


(Tweets fro@FiWoProblems)

Unless you have been living under a rock, or in the third world, then you have probably recently come across the saying “first world problems.” For those of you new to the phrase, it basically means that the first world is so spoiled that no one actually encounters problems, and instead when we have what we deem to be a “problem” we are just bitching about how we are mildly inconvenienced.

Now I’m not arguing this statement, as most of our day to day problems are peanuts considering some other things people must encounter.

Think for a second, how quickly is your day ruined when you find ants in your house? It’s disgusting, them walking all your food. Now imagine having to live like that all the time…gross. I, like the rest of you, just threw up a little in my mouth.

It feels as though majority of the first world cannot fend for themselves when push comes to shove.

Think you’re different?

 Try to track and hunt an animal, without your shotgun Rambo, and then find practical use for every part of the dead animal. Not just digest it, but sew with it, sleep on it, and live in it.

Unless your name is “Dances With Trees” then you will probably struggle with standing in the woods for over 10 minutes without any signal for your IPhone, let alone catch the animal.

Now before I get your comments saying that, “Me and my dad go to the woods and hunt wild turkey for Thanksgiving with crossbow. Just like the first Thanksgiving.” I’m going to stop you before you call yourself the next day Davie Crocket and say that if that turkey went into a frialator right after the arrow pierced it, then just stop. Just don’t even open your mouth, you only help my point.

But I’m not here to criticize our problems, I get it. Life is easier now, and people are always going to be unsatisfied with the current situation. That’s how we progress. If people were psyched on candles there would be no light bulbs. If we weren’t lazy we would have never switched from bikes to cars. And if anyone could actually understand Morse code, we probably would have never needed phones.

The thing is that I feel like our culture is a little too reliant at times on these things which is supposed to make our world “better.”

Isn't it terrible when someone wants a response to their e-mail message of a video of cats, the third one they sent to you this week, 23 seconds after they clicked send?

Personally I treat e-mail like snail mail. You have to wait at least three days for me to read, two weeks for a response, and sometimes messages just get lost in the mail. Incidentally enough this is why I love the FaceBook like button, the polite way to show that you do not care at all.

As for texting, that’s a whole other beast. I hate when people what to have a conversation on texting. Have we not figured out yet that this is the most inefficient form of instant communication, seeing as how the contents thirty minute conversation via text would have been covered in a two minute phone call?

Also, on a personal note, don’t text me messages that say “Sup,” give me orders or commands, like “Meet me at the basketball courts” or “I’m getting food in fifteen minutes, you are coming.” Don’t even give me an option, odds are I am doing nothing, and if we are going to get food, I’ll probably ditch what I’m currently doing.

As for the internet, I wish there was no FaceBook; every day I have to justify why I still am a part of that hellhole website. “What if I want to check in on that kid I met once three years ago?” “I have friends in other countries so you know, I need it…” Oh yeah because e-mail just doesn’t cut it. After all, what’s the point if you can’t stalk their pictures and every move at 2 A.M. on a Tuesday night? Don’t judge, when it comes to FaceBook, every one of your friends has grounds to issue a restraining order on you. You know it’s true.

To be fair my overall animosity to the computer and other forms of modern day technology does stem from the fact that I am not intelligent when it comes to it. I am often frustrated by the fact that I don’t know how to do things on a computer that I could easily do with a paper and pen.

Like last week I had a paper due. No problem, I write papers all the time. After I finished, I went to check the rubric and it said that there needed to be page numbers for every page except the first. I had no idea how to do this, and so I Googled it to find answers, which to my dismay listed what looked to me like entire handbooks on how do what would be a simple step if I just was writing my essay on paper and not on the computer.

And so I got frustrated. And so I did what I do best when I get frustrated; I swore. A lot.

And then I took a deep breath and said, “Mark, calm done this is a first world problem, you’re being spoiled right now.” Which in turn made me angry at myself for being so privileged that I have to worry about stupid things in life like how to number pages, while all the while I still couldn’t (and can’t today) do the sample task, which made me even more angry.

I’m going to stop myself right there and save you some time about how this dichotomy kept me up at night, but I’m sure you understand why I was banging on the keyboard like a gorilla into the wee hours of the morn’.

I guess I’m just asking, “why do things which are supposed to bring me joy and make my life easier, cause me nothing but headaches?”

My lack of intelligence really just serves as a way to slow me down in a process that is meant to expedite solutions to my problems, and in turn creates new ones and amplifies the original ones.

Now not only do I hate technology and do I have a general lack of understanding, I’m also terrified of it.

Like I think robots have the potential to take over, and I do recognize how dumb this makes me sound, which is why I don’t advertise this viewpoint often.

 But not only am I afraid of the robotic apocalypse, I fear where the society goes with more technology. For example, how many people are going to play football outside when they can master it on Madden? 


This might be a semi ridiculous example, but I gave up on skateboarding in favor of the, far easier and not conducive to physics, Tony Hawk series. I even feel elite playing the newer skateboarding series “Skate” because “it’s more realistic than Tony Hawk games,” without even taken into consideration that the most realistic thing would be to stand on my board outside.

I just am not always sold on technology, and sometimes I wish others weren’t either.

I wish we still focused on writing without a computer, so that teachers don’t assign us to write even mere sentences on a computer because “our handwriting looks like crap.” I wish I could feel comfortable going on vacations from my phone, leave it off all day without worrying about what I missed. I wish I could create my favorite moments with friends rather than constantly relying on watching others’ stupid decisions on YouTube.

I wish I could keep up in conversation with my peers and not constantly feel lesser because I do not entirely understand the proper etiquette for tweeting.

I wish technology wasn’t a need in modern day society, but simply what it is supposed to be, a convenience. A help. Not an obsession.

Now I guess my stance is a little extreme; I believe the mentality it most closely resembles is those of the witch hunts in the 17th century, “if I don’t understand it, then I’m terrified of it and going to burn it.”

Maybe I just need to embrace and understand how truly amazing it can be, how great it is.

How it saves lives, keeps families connected, and constantly keeps individuals informed.

Maybe I should be happy that I’m lucky enough to live in society where necessary life skills are being able to type a paper and not hunt tonight’s dinner.

Maybe I am just too lazy to learn it, and so I tell myself I could never figure it out.

Maybe, just maybe,

I am so spoiled that I need to live in the third-world #firstworldproblems

-Mark Albano

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Family Business


              “When are we going to get there?” asked Lucy looking up from under the brim of her hat.
                  “Honey,” said Daniel, not even bothering to look at his daughter as he answered the question for what felt like the millionth time, “Just a few minutes, we’ll get there when we get there.”
He pulled his hat over his eyes and slouched into his corner seat. “Daddy’s very tired honey, let him get a little rest.” He tried to pull his suit around him like a blanket. Once again the subway car was filled with the rustling of newspapers and the squeaking and clacking of the car as it cut through the subterranean passage.
                  Then Lucy’s voice filled his ears. “But Daddy, the sun only just came up.” Her voice was so full of excitement that she was almost yelling. “You can’t be tired.” Daniel lifted the rim of his hat with his thumb to look at Lucy. The woman reading the paper next to her shot him a dirty look, and then quickly covered her face with the paper again, so only the feathers of her decadent hat were visible.
                  He shushed his daughter.  “You can ask all the questions you want after we see Uncle Mike. Just please try to be quiet.”
                  Lucy leaned in close, and whispered, “Why are you so tired?”
                  Daniel rubbed both his eyes with his open hand. “Look, Lucy, this isn’t sleepy tired. Sometimes grown-ups have lots of things to do and think about, and they need a little rest.”
                  The subway came to a stop and the floor turned into a beehive of activity as people shuffled in and out of the doors. “Now are we there?” asked Lucy, already scooting herself off of her seat to the floor of the car.
                  “No, Uncle Mike lives a few more stops away.” Daniel leaned forward, coming to terms with the fact that he would not be able to get some peace.
                  Lucy slid back into her seat. “Why are we going to Uncle Mike’s?”
     “I’ve got to talk about important grown-up things with Uncle Mike, the things that are making daddy tired.” He then looked at Lucy directly and snapped, “You’re only coming because your mother is too busy.”  The train once again filled with silence, and Daniel slouched back into the corner and shut his eyes for the remainder of the trip.
~
                  Mike’s house looked like any other on the block: it was a two story red brick row house. The only distinctive feature was the Rolls Royce parked on the curb outside, as well as the red roses that grew in the yard.
                  Daniel dragged Lucy up to the front door and gave a solid knock on the door. There was the sound of soft footsteps, followed by the clicking of several deadbolts being unlocked, and then the creaking of un-oiled hinges.
                  “Danny!” Mike’s face appeared from behind the door—almost a mirror image of Daniel’s, save for the fact that it was fuller and complete with a thin mustache. “How’s my little baby brother?” He put out his hand for a handshake, then laughed and embraced Daniel. “You were just the man I was hoping to see.” He then noticed Lucy peeking out from behind Daniel’s legs. “And if it isn’t my darling niece Lucy.” He cracked a big smile and bent his knees slightly to face her. “How’s it going kid?”
                  Lucy shied away and wrinkled her face in disgust. Daniel nudged her out in front of him.
                  “Come on, quit being so rude. I couldn’t get you to shut up on the way over here,” he said with a chuckle.
                  “I’m sure she’s tired. Why don’t we go in and talk business.”
                  He held the door and motioned them into his home, which was decorated with dark hardwood floors, and matching handrails and crown molding. The walls were lined with faded wallpaper and green paint that looked almost black in the dim lighting. The three walked past the stairs into the back room. Inside, there was a big mahogany desk and three leather chairs, two in front and one behind the desk. Thick green and red curtains were drawn over the window.
                  “Sit. Sit.” Mike walked around the desk and sank back into his chair to face Daniel. “You know it’s been so long. I was hoping I could see you.” He opened a drawer in the desk and pulled out a wallet sized gold case. He popped it open with the motion of a thumb and revealed a row of brown cigars, and held them up to Daniel.
                  “No thanks. I don’t smoke.”
                  “You haven’t changed a bit. Always playing it safe.” Mike pulled out a matchbox and struck a match, casting a circular pattern of shadows as the match sparked to life. “What brings you here?” He brought the flame to the cigar in his mouth, his eyes not even wavering from Daniel. “I thought you wanted nothing to do with me.”
                  “Well…” Daniel swallowed some nonexistent bite of food as he paused. “I need some financial help.”
                  Mike turned to Lucy. “Lucy, why don’t you go sit outside.” Lucy slide out of her seat and disappeared around the corner.
                  Mike smirked. “I knew you came to talk business, I could see it in your face.” His jovial smile was gone. “The food distribution business not working out for you?  Why don’t you go to a bank? There are a few still open you know.”
                  “Times are changing. I’ve been in dire straits, and I have nowhere to turn.”
                  “That’s rich. Little Danny is the moral one in the family until it comes time to pay the bills.” Mike leaned back in his chair. “Well look, I can’t go around playing banker.  I’m broke too. The majority of my business lived and died with the Volstead Act. However . . .” He began to open his drawer. “I may just have an opportunity for you.”
“I’m not getting into the business.”
“Well then you’re going bankrupt.” Mike leaned forward across the desk so the odor of his cigar became unbearably strong, his eyes fixed on Daniel’s. “Look, Daniel, I’m going to offer you a job. If you read the papers you would know that there are people out in the streets who would kill for a job, legal or otherwise.”
Mike stood up and walked over to some shelves that ran across the wall of the office. He picked up a photograph of a thin mustached man with two nearly identical boys standing next to him. “Lucy seems like a nice girl. Don’t you want her to have a nice life?” He paused for a second, setting the picture down. He faced Daniel, who hadn’t moved since the meeting began. “You don’t want her to live the life we had, do you? The business made the Lynch family what it is today. You can hide behind your veil of respectability all you want, Danny, but the business is the reason why you aren’t some tenement wage slave like Grandad. You owe your life to it.”
For a just a moment the room was silent as the two brothers locked eyes through the smoke filled air. Then Daniel let out a sigh. “What do you want?”
Mike returned to the desk and lifted a white envelope out of the drawer. “I need you to start hauling more than fruit around in your trucks.” He dropped the envelope onto the desk. “In that envelope are two addresses: your pick-up and drop off point. Do it next Saturday. Ask for Eli at the first location.”
“What am I hauling?”
“New associates don’t get to know, even if they are family. But it’ll get you five grand for your trouble.” He offered his hand out. “Welcome to the business kid.”
~
Lucy and Daniel walked along red brick rowhouses back towards the subway station. Daniel kept his hands in his pockets, continually running his fingers in small circles around the envelope.
Lucy broke the silence. “I don’t like Uncle Mike.” She was looking up, seeking out eye contact from her father. “He smells funny, has greasy hair, and I don’t think he means it when he smiles and laughs like that.”
Daniel’s eyes remained fixed on the green lamp and the descending stairs at the end of the block. “Lucy, you should be thankful that you have an uncle like Mike. He is helping our family out.”
“What did you talk about? Why couldn’t I hear?”
“Grownup things honey.”
“Well I don’t trust Uncle Mike. We should remove him from the family.”
Daniel’s mouth cracked into a smile. “Well, we can’t do that Lucy. Family is forever.”
~
Daniel told no one about the details of the meeting with his brother. He continued to drive his truck around town, making deliveries. Two days before the run he drove by the first address, a normal looking warehouse, just to make sure he knew where it was.
Then Saturday came. At eleven o’clock, Daniel took the truck out to the warehouse and pulled up to the loading gate. There was just the red glow of a cigarette coming from a crevasse in the side of the building. A man in a trench coat and hat crept forward out of the darkness as Daniel unrolled the window.
“Hey this is private property pal. You can’t just. . .” The man stopped and looked carefully into Daniel’s face. Then he broke out into laughter. “You Danny? Right? ”
“Yeah.  You’re Eli?”
“Damn, for a split second I thought you were the boss himself.” He handed Daniel a briefcase through the window. “That’s all there is.” Eli dropped the cigarette on the ground and opened the nearby garage door on the warehouse. “Stay safe pal.” The door shut.
Daniel drove away a few blocks, continually looking in his rearview mirror as he drove, and took a right onto a narrow street. He popped the case open. In the lamp light that shone through his window he could make out rows of one hundred dollar bills, neatly stacked and wrapped, all facing the same direction.
He sat silently in the car and looked over toward the direction of his house. A continuously looping movie kept playing in his head, where he would speed home, wake his family, and drive all night until he hit Canada. Or maybe he would try to make it to Mexico. Sometimes Mike caught up with him. Other times he got away clean.
 He started the ignition and slammed the case shut, his palms sweating. He managed to drive a few more blocks before stopping on the side of the road again. For ten minutes his eyes traced the outline of the case. He then slid the briefcase under the passenger seat, and fumbled around in his jacket pocket for the envelope. He slid the paper out of the envelope his brother had given him and set it on the dashboard. He sat up straight, and drove north out of the Manhattan.
Daniel continued out of the city on the main highway for almost an hour, and then took a backcountry road out into a forest. Daniel could barely see out in front of him as his head lights bounced up and down along the road. He continued deeper and deeper into the forest, towards the old farmhouse where he was to make the delivery, until the forest became suddenly filled with bright light and the roar of machine guns.
~
“Hey boss, you made the headlines.” Eli plopped the newspaper onto the mahogany desk. The headline read: MAD MIKE DEAD. The small print below the picture of the bullet ridden car described the exploits of the former bootlegger—how he flooded New York with cheap liquor, how he set up an organization so vast and complex that he remained untouchable, how he was suspected of directing around forty murders during the height of the illegal alcohol trade- in five neat, concise paragraphs, followed by a summary of his untimely death at the hands of rival gangsters. The FBI was now investigating the nature of his trip in hopes of finally cracking his wide criminal syndicate, but since only a briefcase stuffed with counterfeit bills was found, there were no promising leads.
“Our father used to think we looked like twins.” Mike took another puff of his cigar.  “The Gambinos and the Police must have too.” He laughed and put his feet up on the desk.  “Eli, are the train tickets in order?”
“Yeah.”
“I need a quick shave and then I think we’re good to go.”
“Don’t you think anyone will figure it all out?”
 “Not right away. The Gambino’s snitch is getting swimming lessons in the East River.” He rolled the cigar between his thumb and index finger, examining it. “I’ve sent some people out to take care of the other loose ends. Daniel liked to keep himself distant from the business; only his family would know the connection.” He snuffed the cigar out on the desk as he stood up. “But the time people wise up to fact I’m alive and well, we’ll be long gone.”
He walked over to the photo again and picked it up. “I always knew Danny would end up serving the business. You know Eli, there’s something that my father used to say that Danny never understood: ‘You can’t change where you come from. Family is forever.’”

-Brandon Carlson